But really http://t.co/flvfe6GrMY
I shouldn't have gone back in my tweets that far. Dammit.
RT @carol1575: Honestly, @cadygroves has some awesome fans!!! PS Deanie cared
I've stopped worrying about dying alone and instead have started concentrating on the present like Im LIVING alone and cats don't even care.
While on an online dating app it asks for your longest withstanding relationship. Is "well I had a wart on my heel for 4 yrs" ok?
I wanna be a weight watchers coach so bad so I Can answer the phone at 3am and be like MIKE YOURE STRONGER THAN THE DONUT LET IT GO ELSA
Do you think they started only having paper bags at the grocery store in LA because katy perry made plastic ones seem so sad?
GREYS ANATOMY WITH MY BOO (carol) yes she lets me cuddle and yes she's playing a slot machine game on… http://t.co/C0Jr6KSW0e
PSA I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO TALK TO THE OPPOSITE SEX http://t.co/Iu2o1f7iEL