Which makes me think she bribed my dad with ice cream to have sex with her which is kinda amazing.
Then she looked at me and was like you wouldn't even BE here if it weren't for soft serve ice cream.
My mom and I went to sonic for diet cherry limeades and left with two soft serve ice cream cones.
HAPPY TUESDAY http://t.co/3Dhyv5ceXT
RT @devahkiin: "Youre misrepresenting my crotch." @cadygroves 2015
The weirdest part about the dream was that I was wearing underwear
Then she posted the video on her blog and I was like IM CALLING THE COPS YOURE MISREPRESENTING MY CROTCH ITS NOT USUALLY HAIRY
I had a dream last night that I was wearing a skirt and this mean girl filmed a video under my skirt and I had a really hairy crotch
RT @myley__: still so in love with @cadygroves
RT @ianforsyth23: “@HonestEmojis: Pizza will never call you fat” @cadygroves Pizza the only 100% honest best friend