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Which makes me think she bribed my dad with ice cream to have sex with her which is kinda amazing.

2:45 AM Jan 21st

Then she looked at me and was like you wouldn't even BE here if it weren't for soft serve ice cream.

2:45 AM Jan 21st

My mom and I went to sonic for diet cherry limeades and left with two soft serve ice cream cones.

2:45 AM Jan 21st
2:45 AM Jan 21st

RT @devahkiin: "Youre misrepresenting my crotch." @cadygroves 2015

2:45 AM Jan 21st

The weirdest part about the dream was that I was wearing underwear

2:45 AM Jan 21st

Then she posted the video on her blog and I was like IM CALLING THE COPS YOURE MISREPRESENTING MY CROTCH ITS NOT USUALLY HAIRY

2:45 AM Jan 21st

I had a dream last night that I was wearing a skirt and this mean girl filmed a video under my skirt and I had a really hairy crotch

2:45 AM Jan 21st

RT @myley__: still so in love with @cadygroves

2:45 AM Jan 21st

RT @ianforsyth23: “@HonestEmojis: Pizza will never call you fat” @cadygroves Pizza the only 100% honest best friend

2:45 AM Jan 21st