I'm twerking in a 35 million dollar apartment.
I would probably shop at Victorias Secret if the commercials didn't make me want to kill myself.
Things escalate quickly when a rotisserie chicken is involved.
It's a sad and painful day when non-blister-shoes become blister-shoes.
RT @SUKKAR: Every time I hang out with @ElleKingMusic I stay in bed until 3 the next day
When you see someone from high school and you don't remember their name. #AwHun
I'm home. You're welcome.
I'm excited to see Dr. Dog and Lumineers tonight!!!
Alec Baldwin has his own talk show. And so does Queen Latifah. Soooo I'd say things are pretty great.
Honestly though, how did Big Mommas house not win an Oscar?