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At 17 she sang "15" about believing it when he said he loved her--at 17 I broke up with my BF cause he tried sticking his finger in my butt.

6:15 PM Jan 31st

She wears sneakers; I can't even find my fucking socks.

6:15 PM Jan 31st

She burns your pictures; I'll straight up set your fucking house on fire.

6:15 PM Jan 31st

Like every girl and gay boy..I TOO Wanna be Taylor swift; but sadly cannot because of the following differences:

6:15 PM Jan 31st

RT @BeautflyDauntls: "I'm patching up my heart again every time it explodes. Don't tell me that I've gone insane, I know."
@cadygroves

6:15 PM Jan 31st

"Kissin' wears out...Cookin' don't." #ilovetocook http://t.co/gIqfbRLaG5

6:15 PM Jan 31st

I mean Mary Kate even got bored of eating for the last ten years

6:15 PM Jan 31st

The olsen twins have seemed bored with everyone since they were 12

6:15 PM Jan 31st

Maybe Mandy Moore's "candy" could be the Jenny Craig theme song because I just wanna see Mandy Moore Perform "candy"

6:15 PM Jan 31st

"Boys only want love if it's torture." -Aristotle

6:15 PM Jan 31st