“@grantcbmx: @cadygroves you are hilarious”...looks aren't everything
“@MrRichardRuhr: Damn @cadygroves is such a beautiful lady.
“@awhhtumn: @cadygroves @devahkiin I mean have you LOOKED in a mirror??”...usually just when I feel like the Cheeto dust has accumulated.
“@brittnee_thayer: @cadygroves eat cake with me”...ok none of that pussy ass whipped icing spring the extra four dollars for the buttercream
If you comment on some girl having a tank ass from now on just assume it's your fault cause y'all make us emotionally snack
Wait guys I just had a revelation
You know what I think I actually pick guys that want nothing to do with me because it gives me an excuse to eat cake and punch in bed a lot.
“@Lohhhgs: @cadygroves I'm playing hard to get though”...aka just pissing me off and forcing me to eat carbs
Y'all stop being basic I know you're checking your twitter
“@KannabilKierste: Pretty sure @cadygroves is my spirit animal”...I look like a cat are you a cat