My sister in law just asked me to google "dog anal glands" and was being serious.
My brother is coughing up a lung, my moms asking me to hook her up with my friends dad, and my niece keeps screaming DONT EAT MY ASS CREAM!!
Proof that Ice cream really does make everything better. http://t.co/ai8rf1m9Hy
Everything you need to know about my mom and I. http://t.co/aXzlxZxk56
My cookie decorating is a little embarrassing http://t.co/aAVPVtu2uq
“@simonlewistho: @cadygroves but Cady what happened to your thumb the other day?
Me totally botching a Christmas song-grab your friends/coworkers/kids and show me up! Sing me yours on @_HearMeOutApp http://t.co/eqcKW9rMsH
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Read my niece a story last night and changed the title to "the little engine that can't even"
I went to my first strip club and they were all on break so I ordered the "Spanish mc fly" and waited… http://t.co/vPfpdnBGEG